- every time you don’t vote, the terrorists kill a puppy. please, for the puppy’s sakes, go vote. #
- Waiting at the courthouse for election results. #
- i helped obama win wisconsin. i also helped wisconsin win obama. yes we can. #
- i am very hungover. #
- we won hawaii too! happy business! #
- ….wow. i feel like an elated, exuberant, exhausted ashtray. #
- to me, politics is like baseball. Republicans are the National league, and the Democrats are the American League. #
- right now, obama’s batting around .400 and his team has pitched 9 shutouts in a row. #
- hillary clinton, of course, is the new york yankees. fucking yankees. #
- john mccain is either the arizona diamondbacks or the farm team for the washington senators #
- and mike huckabee is the kansas city royals #
- ron paul is the mascot for the milwaukee brewers. #
- and ralph nader is tommy lasorda #
- my brain has an interesting playlist — last played: thriller. now playing: let’s go fly a kite. #
- yay for css. #
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