For any given Facebook group with n members, there are x^2 groups dedicated to sub-niches of that group and x groups dedicated to the consumption of alcohol, where x is the natural log of n times the number of cans left in the closest six-pack of cheap beer.* Yes, I know I’m a geek. *This [...]
cbs5.com – ‘Virgin Mary’ Seen In Texas Grocery Store Freezer: first of all, why is this news? water freezes. it’s been freezing for billions of years. sometimes, it freezes in fantastical and beautiful shapes, kinda like clouds sometimes form shapes in the sky. this is not news; it’s second grade science. now, i know i’m [...]
it is day 365 of the year 2006. in less than 10 hours, it’ll be 2007. i’d like to take this time and recount some of what happened this year. first, things relevant to almost everybody: the centennial of wolfgang amadeus mozart’s birth was celebrated dick cheney shot someone in the face iran was able [...]
from one of my new favorite facebook groups: —– Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are [...]
From Wikipedia: The verb to pwn (past tense: pwned, pwnd, pwn’d, pwnt, pooned) as used by the Internet gaming subculture, means to beat or dominate an opponent. While it probably originated as a typing error of the word own, it is now used intentionally by many members of the subculture. The term has become so [...]